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Twenty short stories written all by me. Six were ideas totally original by me, one was a commission for my proofreader XPR (I pay him by writing him stories, that is) and other thirteen longer stories were for PGG who's a fan who pays me to write him stories of one boy and multiple men on commission and who does proofreading for me as well (I do my own story for him on those). While I write using their ideas, I do my best on these commission jobs, trying to make them as original and exciting as I can, so you might have some trouble telling the difference even though I label those stories here.
The stories in this book are:
(Not) The Farmer's Daughter--It's the age-old story of the traveling salesman and the farmer's daughter, but the daughter is too eager, and Paw and our young hero contrive to thwart the salesman's nighttime wanderings to preserve the daughter's virtue. The end result is that the salesman ends up in bed with our young boy instead of the daughter and never realizes his mistake as he takes his fun in bed that night.
The Prince, the Curse and True Love--The young Prince has been placed under a curse, he must make love with a different man every day or he will become an ogre forever. The King must negotiate the liaisons as best he can and after a while, he is desperate to find a new man to proffer for his son but the wizard's young ward is the key in more ways than one. A PGG fan commission.
In Pursuit of Joysticks--Young Perry wants a new game controller but his father refuses to give him the money, telling him to go out and earn it. Perry is willing to work for the cash, but finds out that he has a talent that men are much more willing to let him do with them, though Perry won't charge them for that, and Perry has found a new kind of joystick to play with. A PGG fan commission.
The Truckstop Cafe--Our hero's mother operates a truckstop cafe with the help of him and his older sister. The truckers come for the food but our hero offers them another amenity that is certain to bring them back for more the next time they come into town!
Fun With the Gods--A two-part story. Young Prince Daedelus is a beautiful young boy, and when Apollo sees the Greek lad, he is overcome with passion and takes the boy for a lover. Soon the boy is being enjoyed by the other gods of the Greek pantheon, until he incurs the wrath of Ares, and is sent into the Underworld. That's only the end of Part One, folks! A PGG fan commission.
Mommy's Pregnant--Our hero's mom is pregnant which means that Daddy is not going to be getting any for a long time. Our hero feels sorry for Daddy and goes to commiserate with him and they end up with a solution that makes both Daddy and our hero happy.
The Molestation of Prince Marek--Two Royal Guardsmen are being charged with the crime of having molested the young prince. But there are several different stories about what happened that day, one each of the two Guards, the one of the Prince...and the truth! Movie afficianados will recognize the movie style of this story but I leave it to you to figure that out. A PGG proofread commission.
One Fine Summer Day--Jimmy is home on summer break and the entire day is his own. We follow him on a day to see how he occupies his time, and find that it involves several very lucky men and lots of fun for young Jimmy. A PGG fan commission.
Super Bowl Action--Our hero goes downstairs to find that his Daddy is watching the Superbowl and is entranced with the television set and ignores his questions and words. He wonders how far this attraction goes and decides to explore that with a few actions on his dad's hunky body. A friend of Dad's comes by to find our hero in flagrante delicto and helps our hero test Daddy's limits to the utmost. An XPR proofread commission.
Revenge on My Dad, the Coach--Young Kevin's dad is coach of the high school football team and he drives the team hard to do their best. Kevin is in the locker room when some of the guys come in griping about his dad and when they see Kevin, they decide to use Kevin to get some revenge on the coach through Kevin. A PGG fan commission story.
The Valentine's Losers Event--For some reason, The small town of Apple Vally only has boy children, and every Valentine's Day, they bring the boys to the larger nearby port town of Cable Bay to aid those men who strike out on Valentine's Day, by providing a sexual outlet for the frustrated men. A PGG fan commission story.
Life With Gordon--Daddy has won full custody of his son, and being a long-haul trucker, has a plan to cover his away time by sharing a home with another trucker, Gordon. One of them will be home with our hero all the time. This leaves our hero alone with Gordon and our hero can't resist getting to know Gordon very, very well indeed!
My Summer of the Surfers--Our eight-year-old hero is sent to spend the summer with his Aunt Edna who has a beachfront property near a secluded beach used primarily by devoted surfers and military men. Our hero goes out to enjoy the beach and finds out that more goes on at the beach than surfing and the action is better than riding a wave ever was. A PGG fan commission.
My Birthday at Dad's Work--In the near future, our hero's birthday is interrupted by his father having to go to work, with no alternative but to bring his son with him. The other workers there take turns caring for the boy while his Daddy deals with the crisis, and our hero has a birthday to remember. A PGG fan commmission.
Trophy Husband--Our hero's mother divorced her husband when he was two, now at thirteen, she was a wealthy businesswoman and had married a man to be her "arm candy." Giorgio is gorgeous and stays home all day, so he and our hero get to know each other very well, and Giorgio is more than willing to give our hero what his mother is too busy to enjoy.
The Father/Son Key-Swap Party--The two Panucci brothers are new in town and attend a party with their sons to meet their neighbors. But this is a key-swap party and before it is done, both fathers and both sons have an even better time than they expected. A PGG fan commission.
Memorial Day Picnic--Our hero is stuck at the family-oriented Memorial Day picnic, a full day at the cemetery tending the graves of their dead relatives, then setting up a potluck feast and then playing cards and such. He doesn't care for those games but soon finds his own fun with some guys that turns out to give him a very good time that day after all. A PGG fan commission.
The Human Rescue--The survivors of the human space vessel "Futura" wake up to learn that their ship was lost in space and two thousand years have passed. The three of them are the only survivors, except for some boys all named "Corey" who come to them and sexually pleasure them each day. They don't see their rescuers, they only know they are now on a much larger alien vessel and their future fate is an astonishing one.
Limerence--Dave's father is a scientist and he calls Dave into the laboratory for an astonishing reason. The father had isolated the chemical that induces limerence in humans (the hormone that makes a person fall in love) and his handsome assistant has been accidentally given a strong dose of it while looking at Dave. The assistant now is madly in love with Dave and until the father can find an antidote, Dave needs to give the assistant some very special kind of help.
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